OGRE

Known for their monstrous size and monstrous tempers, Ogres generally only have one of three things on their minds: Feeding, Fighting, or Fornicating. An adventurer stumbling into one (or a group if you're exceptionally unlucky) should keep in mind that they will only have a few moments to sway which category they will be shuffled into before these brutes act.
LARGE $100:
Length: Overall 8.3in / Usable 6.7in
Circumference: Max 9.4in / Min 9.4in
Diameter: Max 2.95in / Min 2.95in
MEDIUM $60:
Length: Overall 7.0in / Usable 5.3in
Circumference: Max 8.0in / Min 8.0in
Diameter: Max 2.5in / Min 2.5in
SMALL $50:
Length: Overall 5.9in / Usable 4.7in
Circumference: Max 6.3in / Min 6.3in
Diameter: Max 2.05in / Min 2.05in
XSMALL $40:
Length: Overall 4.8in / Usable 3.8in
Circumference: Max 5.6in / Min 5.6in
Diameter: Max 1.7in / Min 1.7in