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Known for their monstrous size and monstrous tempers, Ogres generally only have one of three things on their minds: Feeding, Fighting, or Fornicating. An adventurer stumbling into one (or a group if you're exceptionally unlucky) should keep in mind that they will only have a few moments to sway which category they will be shuffled into before these brutes act.


LARGE $100: 

Length: Overall 8.3in / Usable 6.7in 

Circumference: Max 9.4in / Min 9.4in

Diameter: Max 2.95in / Min 2.95in



Length: Overall 7.0in / Usable 5.3in 

Circumference: Max 8.0in / Min 8.0in

Diameter: Max 2.5in / Min 2.5in


SMALL $50:

Length: Overall 5.9in / Usable 4.7in 

Circumference: Max 6.3in / Min 6.3in

Diameter: Max 2.05in / Min 2.05in



Length: Overall 4.8in / Usable 3.8in 

Circumference: Max 5.6in / Min 5.6in

Diameter: Max 1.7in / Min 1.7in